I'm sure you remember "akuna mutata" from the Lion King movie, but it means "no problem" in Swahili. On Friday I got my Vespa and headed up to the north coast of Zanzibar to a place called Kendwa Rocks. I learned after stopping at the first police check point and being harassed that it is better to just blow through them and act like you know what you are doing. I made it to Kendwa Rocks around noon and chilled on one of the most beautiful beaches I have ever seen. In the evening I was entertained by fire dancers.
The next day I woke up and planned to go to the east side of the island to a place called Gambiani. I got about a half kilometer down the road when my vespa broke down. I recruited some local guys to try and help me fix it. After about two hours of kicking, spitting, and cursing I called the guy who rented it to me and he told me "akuna mutata, I will bring you a new bike in one hour. Three hours later I was still sitting on the beach waiting for my new bike. Finally, around 4:00, a guy shows up on a motorcycle with a twelve year old kid on the back. The guy is stoned out of his mind, and proceeds to role and smoke a joint while I try to explain to him that I am trying to get to the other side of the island. He tells me "akuna mutata," and the twelve year old proceeds to dismantle my entire scooter.
They got the scooter running and by that time it was about 5:30. Me and the stoned guy figured out a "short cut" to the other side of the island where I wanted to go. The only problem now was that I could only use first and forth gear on the scooter and the head light kept flickering on and off. The "short cut" was a dirt road through some small villages. At one point the head light went out and I plowed through a make shift road block that someone had constructed out of rocks and almost ended up in a ditch. I somehow managed to find the place where I was staying and after a few beers and dinner I went to bed.
The next day I went out with some local fishermen on their homemade outrigger. I forgot to take Dramamin, so I spent most of the morning doubled over the side of the boat with the local guys laughing at me. When I got back on land I spent a few hours recovering on the beach and then had to set out to find fuel for my scooter because the twelve year old mechanic had managed to spill about half of mine. After a lot of searching I found a guy who was willing to sell me some.
The following day I drove back to Stonetown and took a spice tour and then caught an overnight ferry back to Dar Salam and that's where I am now. I'm going to do some shopping and then get on the train for the 32 hour trip back to Kasama. Akuna mutata.